Who is this child????

Maddie was sick. More sick than I had thought. She got two doses of antibiotics in her and she became a new person. That person would be the devil.

Holy W-T-F?

She is all of a sudden a crazy, wild, hyperactive child who never stops talking. Ever.

She had a rash on her legs this morning, which totally freaked me out - I thought for sure she was allergic to the antibiotic. I was panicked and checking her all over her body (and finding nothing) and I'm about ready to call the doctor when she fesses up. She SHAVED HER LEGS. Yes, you read that correctly. It was razor burn. I am so glad she didn't cut herself.

I just don't even know what to say.