Why does my daughter bark like a dog?
Why, when I cannot sleep at night, does my bed seem smaller than usual?
Why does it take two frozen pizzas to feed my children when it used to take one to feed the whole family?
Why do my kids insist on liking two different kinds of pizza?
Why does the garbage truck have to be so loud at 6:30 in the morning every Wednesday?
Why do I have so many single socks?
Why does my DVR fail during the best shows? How about we have signal failure in the middle of Hannah Montana, or TNA?
Why do they have school supplies out before we even get the list of what we need? Is it a scare tactic? It worked, I'm scared.
Why did the weather cool down just as we got our pool to be absolutely perfect? Why can't it be 90 degrees now?
Why are my feet so big? Why can't they make cute shoes for girls with size 11 feet?
The mysteries of the universe.......
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