A Maddie-ism!! or two

It's been awhile since I've had a few of these on the blog, but she stayed home from school yesterday and other than drive me BAT CRAZY, she was funny at times. In her own little way.

She was watching TV and came in and said: "Mom, have you ever heard of a show called The Jasons?" I said no and came to make sure she wasn't watching porn or something. It was The Jetsons. So I told her what it was called and that I loved that show. She said "Oh, I guess I just produced it wrong." I said "You mean pronounced." She said "that too."

In staying home sick yesterday, she missed a field trip. Missing the field trip was actually the point of missing school because they were going to be outside for a bit and it was cold and she's sick, so I kept her home. Maddie has a serious love/hate relationship with her teacher. Some days she loves her, some days she hates her. Her teacher pushes her to do her best and that's not what Maddie wants. Anyway, the teacher called concerned that Maddie would be missing the field trip. I explained the situation and the teacher suggested I drive Maddie there so she wouldn't have to walk and then drive her home, just so she wouldn't have to miss the field trip. I declined, but I thought that was nice. When I told Maddie that she said "She hates me, she just did that so that you would think that she doesn't hate me."

Um...okay.